thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

I need to get laid asap because i keep having dreams about having sex and its driving me nuts

THIS LIL NIGGA THINKIN IT CAN CHILL IN MY CRIB? HELL NO. I AINT SEEN NOTHING THAT MOVES AS QUICK AS THIS FELLA. DOWN THE DRAIN YOU GO. WHY YOU THINKIN THIS SHIT IS OKAY
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I dont feel well and my mother is acting up. I am so upset/angry/depressed it sucks. I want to vomit, i am so bent out of shape right now.

Im actually really sick right now and the right side of my body is numb. I am so unhappy

Im in kansas at this hotel in colby and i only have wifi. I hope nobody needs me.

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The tradition goes on (at Hard Rock Cafe Denver)
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Cutest thing around
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Rocky Mountains
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time to shop (at Silverthrone Colorado)
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Hair hair hair
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theacidprince:

tbh i really dont care much for tyler oakley

in fact

i hate him lol